May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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I bet Dana 8 burritos that the US would win the America's Cup and he refused to pay. Classic Welcher.
by Bobby Rayburn November 13, 2013
3
Mark bet me $10 that Kevin Bacon was an Army lawyer and not a Marine lawyer. When he saw that he was a Marine lawyer, he didn't pay up. What a welcher
by DATA MCP March 07, 2012
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sarah- I bet you'll like the movie. If not you can make me watch that show you like for 122 minutes. a time exchange.
Annie- Ok. let's do it!
Sarah- I know you'll love it!!!! it's a deal then.
Annie- Deal!
Sarah yay.
Annie- Actually, I won't watch it. I won't do it!!!
sarah- Welcher....
Annie- Ok. let's do it!
Sarah- I know you'll love it!!!! it's a deal then.
Annie- Deal!
Sarah yay.
Annie- Actually, I won't watch it. I won't do it!!!
sarah- Welcher....
by Sayyyyruhhhh April 06, 2009
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One day the whole forum was shooting the shit on the FA Cup when Bunt popped up with his cock in his hand and offered 5/1 for a United W....we all took it but when United got the W, the ass wipe decided to Welch, I was like Billy Jeepers, what a Welcher.
by Keithbereal123 January 26, 2019