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A sap like substance found in the wilds near Pittsburgh, PA, composed of beaver semen, pine needles, and white privilege.
Guy wearing a Penguins hat and hiking: “Hey dude, what’s that sticky stuff on the tree?”
Friend: “It’s just Welch juice, didn’t you see that smiling beaver a few yards back?”
Friend: “It’s just Welch juice, didn’t you see that smiling beaver a few yards back?”
by Neurosurgg4lyfe January 10, 2020
May 12 Word of the Day
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017