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A battle that tests various fuck boi skills to determine who is the weiniest of all the weinies

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Chad and Brad were arguing over who's Patagonia was the flyest. Bystanders took bets on who would win the weiny battle.
by poorchildwhohasnofuture April 28, 2016
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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