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This has several meanings:

1) Somebody who hasn't got the mental capacity to see they are destroying themselves.
2) Somebody with a small penis
3) Somebody who has dreadlocks and a lot of piercings - also see greebo, emo and mosher
Person one: They look there's Hal
Person two: Mm, yeah, he's a right weiney
Person one: In what sense, man?
Person two: In every sense, man.
by JoJoxcore July 16, 2008
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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