by Big Tigga 40 March 22, 2011
"Designed specifically for women, in just six minutes a day, you can get arms you'll be proud to show off."
"The Shake Weight is only 2 and a half pounds, virtually unbreakable, and is guaranteed for life."
"The Shake Weight is only 2 and a half pounds, virtually unbreakable, and is guaranteed for life."
by OgnarPliskin January 17, 2010
One who is in charge of the Physical Readiness and Training (PRT) program at your echelon, whose duties include looking up your shorts while pretending to count the number of sit-ups you're doing and caressing your waist as he lovingly slides the tape around your belly to measure its circumference.
You are absolutely getting a Posthumous Purple Heart in your next combat tour, you fucking weight nazi.
by Master Chief July 12, 2003
by Nay1016 November 13, 2007
A weight that, if exceeded, prohibits you from shaving your moustache. This serves as punishment and inspiration for meeting goals. Typically associated with weigh/fight trainers.
Damn, Eric hit 175. His moustache weight is 169. He won't be able to shave that molester 'stache until he drops 6 lbs!
by pandasmash December 15, 2011
A character from The Demented Cartoon Movie who is a huge weight with the words "Mr. Weight" on him. He repeatedly falls on people, especially Bloing Gloing. Note that The Demented Cartoon Movie also features Mr. Blaster Ray Gun and Mr. Large Generic Blunt Object.
(Exerpt from the Demented Cartoon Movie)
There is a big red button on the wall or whatever with "!!!!!!!!!!" written above it.
(Someone walks up to it)
"Ooooooo!"
(Presses the button)
BANG!
(Mr. Weight falls on him)
There is a big red button on the wall or whatever with "!!!!!!!!!!" written above it.
(Someone walks up to it)
"Ooooooo!"
(Presses the button)
BANG!
(Mr. Weight falls on him)
by Dr. Blah June 01, 2005