Tim: "I weighed 152lbs before I took a shit. After dropping my shit weight, I weighed 150lbs."

Dennis: "Your shit weight was 2 pounds?! What did you eat?!"

Tim: "Some old chinese food and tacos I found in my car."
by JoeN January 24, 2013
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Road Bicycle enthusiast who becomes obsessed with subtracting weight from his bicycle at all costs, including overriding safety concerns and practicality. A Weight Weenie will always replace a 100 gram component with a 99 gram component regardless of all other factors, including cost, durability, and overall design and functionality. Materials that are commonly used in the pursuit of lightness include: aluminum, carbon fiber, composites, and titanium.
Your bike weighs only 8 pounds, you must be a total Weight Weenie !
by Titanium Frame Builder October 26, 2007
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Used by the military and professional fighters (boxers, MMA, martial artists) to describe the appropriate weight at which someone is the most physically fit to fight in combat, the ring, or octagon.
I need to get down to my fighting weight before my next weigh in and PFT (Physical Fitness Test).

My program of muscle confusion had me closing in with my fighting weight.

muscle up meat head fitness guru p.t. stud
by TheLooseGoose May 29, 2010
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"So I kick open the door to the locker room and Fred's bent over in front of his locker, and I'm seeing his starfish and clock weights. My retinas are burning."
by Crawlover July 03, 2004
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the weight you gain sitting at a cubicle when you work in Engine Build Up, hence EBU.

It's sorta like the weight you gain when you go on a cruise.... hence Cruise Weight.
Chris: "Hey Nigel, you've been putting on alot of weight"
Nigel: "Yeah, I have no time to exercise"
Chris: "Man you've been gaining some serious EBU weight!"
Nigel: “Only 20 pounds.
by seanetworkz December 05, 2013
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The excess weight a person gains over the course of the winter months. This normall starts around Christmas and progresses through January and February. People tend to gain winter weight when over holidays where food is abundant and also gain weight in order to survive in the cold weather. Winter weight is shedded during the spring time and is gone before summer.
Girl 1: Now that it's spring I've got to hit the gym.
Girl 2: I know. I've got to shed some winter weight if I'm going to be bikini ready for this summer.
by Irunthisshit February 28, 2011
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Extra weight gay chicks put on to look more like overweight dudes.
Ever since she turned butch she gained some dyke weight.
by Benasty14 August 14, 2019
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