A little critter/beetle that burrows in the anal region of the body
Dude Brian, you're like a freggin' anus weevil when you act so incredibly douchey.
by The LBs March 26, 2007
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A weevil is any beetle from the Curculionoidea superfamily. They are usually small, less than 6 mm (¼ inch), a dick is a part of the male anotomy, hence a weevil dick is somebody whos penis is the size of a weevil.
you know that lad i just kegged, he had a weevil dick!
by lemonhead1989 August 22, 2009
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The next step above a Chud Stuffer
An ignorant cuckold that panders to a smelly nasty cittage cheese cunt oozing Fupasloth. A Boston and southern Massachusetts slang term for a guy that hangs around a morbidly obese shiester. And how he likes her odiferous ementations coming from her genital region. .
George is in complete denial about fat Wendy's scamming the system. And selling food stamps on the back page.

George is just a Queef Weevil attracted to her cunt stench. He will follow he anywhere.
by The Prospect June 02, 2017
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some mudafuckin cool ass beetle that has a long ass neck and shizz
guy1: i cant wait to own a giraffe weevil!
guy2: dude, you are so fuckin cool.
by shrek of the 99 seas September 20, 2017
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