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Vertically and mentally challenged.
"He is so stupid, if he were any shorter I'd call him weetard."
by J.Teezy November 28, 2009
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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Someone who has gone crazy or has become retarded out of devotion for the rock band Weezer.
That guy Oliver is so obsessed with Weezer I think he's turned into a weetard.
by thatweezerkid October 08, 2007
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A combination of the words "wee" and "retard." Coined by a Los Angeles teenager in reference to his little sister's friends. Often used in a redundant context, such as "little weetard" or "stupid weetard."
My sister is having all her stupid little friends over for a weetard party, wanna crash it?
by Spença B July 10, 2006
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A person who has become retarded due to large overdoses of weed and usually dies in a stupid way
Bryan used to be a nice person until he became a weetard. If only he had stayed away from that tricycle he would still be here today.
by Timboslice102 April 15, 2011
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A person with a speech impediment, trying to say the word "retard"
Person 1: We've been teaching your little brother his long division for 2 hours already. Why can't he understand us?
Person 2: He's a wittle weetarded
Person 1: What did you just say?
Person 3: She said he was retarded
Person 1: Oh
by b33pb00p September 24, 2010
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A little retard that likes to pick on women, or reposting and photoshopping their pics til they leave a forum or bulletin board, turning it into a sausagefest. And then changing the subject of every conversation to homosexuality.

More often than not, using several user id's
Quit being a weetard, you'll scare the girls away

As usual, the weetard is reposting pictures of people's wives again.

It's not 8 people, it's one weetard.
by Senior Reg April 30, 2009
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