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The man who attends all the funerals in Newburyport and cries, sometimes kissing the forehead of the deceased. People usually drive by him and scream "weepaaaaaahhhhhh". He then does a jack off motion and triumphantly converts it into a raised middle finger.
by Howard April 21, 2005
Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015