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Is an English colloquialism used in the southern hemisphere by Pacific nations. The term is most common in New Zealand.

Weenz is an adjective used to describe someone of small or puny size. Uncommonly, the term is used as a noun to describe someone with a boring personality who is not socially engaged.
Examples:

1) Brendon goes to the gym 5 times a week but is still weenz as.
2) Iain is more weenz than Sean Needham.

3) Anton is not drinking tonight so he can play games. What a weenz.
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
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someone who is not willing to try or participate in a relatively 'lad-like' action.
Lad:Mate do you want to go to the pub?
Weenz:No,I've got too much work to do.
Lad:What an unbelievable weenz
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A creative genius with a huge penis.

A person of God-like status
Beautiful, inside and out
i'm sick of my boyfriend, I wish he was a weenz
it's the apocalypse, if only we had a weenz
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a pervert. also, cannot distinguish the difference between geography and geology. also, a person exhibiting somewhat hotdog like features.
kerri: i like him
juli: yeah, but he can be a real weenz sometimes
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