by UserKing004 September 12, 2018
by Miacat123 May 20, 2019
by intondus December 7, 2018
(This is written by a woman)
A ween crisis happens, in a mostly, or all-female, heteronormative environment; unless the main store manager is asexual. There will come a time where your straight female store manager will find a new man. She can either handle this professionally (you have no idea who this man is and her personal life comes up once or twice, but that’s it) or she can handle this in the form of a ween crisis. (The man shows up at the job, she takes off for him frequently or slacks off at work, or a whole host of other things.) This can be demoralizing for the rest of the group, who now think they don’t have to do anything cause the store manager is slacking off. The ween crisis is a result of letting your sex life come before your work life, and it affects your whole team.
A ween crisis happens, in a mostly, or all-female, heteronormative environment; unless the main store manager is asexual. There will come a time where your straight female store manager will find a new man. She can either handle this professionally (you have no idea who this man is and her personal life comes up once or twice, but that’s it) or she can handle this in the form of a ween crisis. (The man shows up at the job, she takes off for him frequently or slacks off at work, or a whole host of other things.) This can be demoralizing for the rest of the group, who now think they don’t have to do anything cause the store manager is slacking off. The ween crisis is a result of letting your sex life come before your work life, and it affects your whole team.
Regional manager 1: Why is insert store location here doing so poorly this quarter?
Regional manager 2: It appears this store is in a ween crisis.
Regional manager 2: It appears this store is in a ween crisis.
by crazyastrogirl May 13, 2024
by Shlimal March 2, 2022
The most legendary Halloween party. Creatively created from combining jack-o’-lantern and halloween in the most obviously sexual way possible. Get it? jack-o-ween? Jack a wein? See!
The boys: Hey girls! Are you going to jack-o-ween tonight?
Girls: Of course! It’s the best party every year!
Girls: Of course! It’s the best party every year!
by Armpit Butter October 20, 2021
Coworker: Knock, knock. Who's there?
Coworker 2: In between
Coworker: In between who?
Coworker 2: Eddy Murphy's in between a vag-split ween!
Coworker 2: In between
Coworker: In between who?
Coworker 2: Eddy Murphy's in between a vag-split ween!
by Slavid November 5, 2021