The guyy next to me in the urinal had a mighty noticeable weegasm!

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"

"My weegasm is so itchy! I think I got a mosquito bite or something."