weed shits generally happen after a long night of blazing and trying to stem the tide of munchies. As we all know the best food to deal with said munchies is junk food which is barely digestible. Therefore the next morning about 90% of the food that was consumed is forced out the opposite end that it went in.
Oh man i just had the worst case of the weed shits in my life
by ajax2220 October 31, 2009
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when one smokes weed all night, then the next morning ur shit smells like straight dank ass weed... you gotta spray some spray so ur parents dont think uve been smokin in the bathroom...
After taking a shit, my cousin says to me "Damn cousin, how much were u smokin last night, it smells like straight dank in there," to which I replied "Yeah, cousin, I smoked a shit load, and now i got the weed shits."
by Joelness August 24, 2008
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The weeds that result from the planting of shit seeds.
Person #1: I've said it before and I'll say it again, when you plant shit seeds you get

Person #2: Shit weeds?

Person #1: Shit weeds, right Randy.
by Mr. Leahy January 26, 2010
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Cannabis which is home grown but yet when you smoke it all you can taste is dirt.
1) "Dammit Allen, you bought shit weed again."

2) If I wanted to smoke dirt, I would of smoked dirt! This shit weed sucks!
by silentjoe93 May 05, 2010
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when you get pulled over for having weed in your car and as the cop asks if he smells weed, shit yourself.
"sir do i smell weed?" *shits himself* "no officer, you do not"

Thats the story of how the Weed Smells Like Shit was made
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Man I just took a sack weed shit

I feel a sack weed shit coming on
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when a person gets super fucking stoned and they become a Shit Weed and they become a dick or asshole being a shit weed
why’d ashton get beat up?
because he was being a shit weed
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