The school bully saw me in the lockeroom with my tighty whities so he pulled them up as high as he could. They ended up over my head and covering my eyes. He dragged me outside where we had recess and tied me up. I couldn't pick the wedgie and when I tried he spanked my visible buttocks with a stick. Everybody formed a circle arond me and the bully and started laughing and cheering. The bully took the undies off my head but then hung me by them on the chain link fence. Recess ended and it took 4 hours for a teacher to find me.
by M. Moca August 31, 2007
Classic wedgie- When somebody grabs a nerds breifs or tighty-whities and yanks them with heavy force.
Atomic wedgie- When the underwear's waist band is pulled up over the victims head and onto the nerds forehead
Nuclear wedgie- when the underwear is pulled over the victims head but not over
Ripper wedgie- When the underwear is ripped
hanging wedgie- When the victim is hung by his underwear and lifted off the ground.
sky high wedgie- when the victim is ung on a very high object such as a flag pole or a tall tree
superman wedgie- when the wictim is flown around by their underwear
melvin/mervin- when the underwear is pulled up from the front.
Atomic wedgie- When the underwear's waist band is pulled up over the victims head and onto the nerds forehead
Nuclear wedgie- when the underwear is pulled over the victims head but not over
Ripper wedgie- When the underwear is ripped
hanging wedgie- When the victim is hung by his underwear and lifted off the ground.
sky high wedgie- when the victim is ung on a very high object such as a flag pole or a tall tree
superman wedgie- when the wictim is flown around by their underwear
melvin/mervin- when the underwear is pulled up from the front.
by wedgied September 29, 2008
I was on my way to class when a bully came and grabbed me. He was a senior, so he had a car. He pushed me into his car and locked the doors. He took me to this old barn behind his house.He tied me up and made me call my mom to say that I was at a friend's house.(so she wouldn't get worried)He then grabbed my clothes off me until I was only in my underwear. He left and got 13 or 14 other seniors. 5 of them grabbed my tighty whities and pulled them up over my head. He then tied me again and taped me to the wall. They took pictures of me. Then he untied me and hung me from a lamp on the cieling. My undies didn't rip so I just hung there, crying.They started to grab my butt and twist the cheeks. It hurt really bad. They laughed and spanked me for about 10 minutes with planks. Then, they let me down and took me to the barn's bathroom. The toilet and sink were dirty and old, but they still worked. They pushed my still wedgied butt onto the seat and pulled my undies over my head again. This time, though, they pushed my undy covered head in the green toilet water. They taped my head so I couldnt get my head out of the toilet. They ran out and the farmer found me a day later. He even laughed at me too. Then he yelled at me to get off his farm, so I got up and left, not realizing that I was only in my underwear. I was walking down the highway when I realized . I cried on the side of the road until a car picked me up and took me home. I thanked him as I got out, but when I turned around I saw him cracking up as he drove away.I still have a clear memory of that painful wedgie.
by Marvin "Loser" Thomas January 15, 2008
when someones underwear is yanked up sharply and causes pain. There are many types of wedgies such as the melvin (when the front of your underwear is pulled up), a jock lock (were ur undies r pulled and then your legs are bended back and then ur feet are put thro the holes), a hanging wedgie (were ur undies r hooked onto something high like a coat hanger) and there r lots more! Most people love wedgies and i suggest u try them, also spanking your self whilst in a wedgie is good. wear tighty-wightys, boxers, thongs and other things like that! you may also like to try making your own pants for wedging. By some strong thin dental floss and some elestic and tie the floss to the elestic so that there are holes for your legs then start yanking! not everybody will like them but they might be good at the start of s.e.x. or to turn someone on or durring a strip tease or something (private strip tease) and if u want to wear some sort or stretchy thong or g-srting (or micro-thong) and have a shoulder wedgie in front of collegeous!!!
by nahnahnah12425 August 2, 2010
A wedgie is when someone grabs the waistband of your pants and pulls them up. This only occurs if you grab their pants, not their trowsers
I was out with my mates and we were all dared to sag our trousers really low. I dropped my house keys and bent over to get them when my buddy Ollie grabbed my boxers and pulled them up to my sholders. Worst thing was, they wouldn't rip. I am 18 so you can imagine the ball-crushing pain I was in when my lucky red pants were yanked as high as they could go. That was my first atomic wedgie.
by Hero In Breifs March 20, 2015
When a person (a.k.a jackass) grabs ur waistband and pulls up high therefore forcing the underwear to go up in ur butt crack.
One time i was at a sleepover with all my friends. I was really tired so i fell asleep before everyone else. So then my friends it would be funny to play truth or dare. So they woke me up. The leader of the group gave a everyone a card except me. They asked "truth or dare" to me. I said Dare. they read the card out loud and said "U have to let everyone in the room(there was 6 people in the room) give u an atomic wedgie, superman wedgie, messy wedgie, hanging wedgie, granny pantie wedgie, so basically all the wedgies in the book. I said sure 'cause i thought it was a group thing. Next thing you everyone's giving me wedgies SEPERATELY!!!!
I was digging my underwear out for hours!!!
I was digging my underwear out for hours!!!
by unfortunategrl March 8, 2011
Once in the summer we were hanging out a the ABC field and some seniors challanged us to a basketball game. There were 6 of us and 9 of them. We just lost and my friend RJ got them really pissed off. Then they gave him a wedgie from the basketball hoop. It was about 8 feet of the ground. He was wearing boxer briefs so they only stretched about 2 feet. He was still about then 5 feet off of the ground. It was so funny. Then they took him off and gave him an atomic wedgie. We couldn't get it off of his head so he walked around with us for 3 hours through Ridley Park until we finally got it off. We said that if he was ever rude to us we would give him another wedgie and wouldn't help him. That day was so funny.
by Johney May 22, 2008