For nerds like me getting wedgies is unfortunate. Your underwear gets yanked up your buttocks, its my bullys favorite thing to do. One time i was wearing a thong (they are comfortable) and Calvin (the jock who bullys me) dragged me to his locker where he put me on the coathook, then he took photos which he then put kn his Instagram app. He would not let me out for tge whole day.
Sometimes when I wear briefs
He gives me a Texas Wedgie. which is when he puts hot sauce in my buttocks while giving me a wedgie. It hurts so bad.
Sometimes when I wear briefs
He gives me a Texas Wedgie. which is when he puts hot sauce in my buttocks while giving me a wedgie. It hurts so bad.
by guki gang June 18, 2018
when someone comes up behind u(or in front) and pulls up on ur underwear. if done on the front of a male it will crush there balls providing entertainment for u and embarisment for the reciever.
i gave myself a wedgie befor in my basement. i tied my underwear from a support beam and jumped. my underwear didnt rip so i hung there my balls hurt so bad not to mention my ass and i hung there for an hour befor i tried to get out of it finally i riped throught the underwear but the shourts were also tied and i ripped through those and had to hide in my basement for an hour naked befor i could be sure of no embarasment getting to my room.
by hotty July 14, 2006
im a bit of a nerd so im not suprised this happened to me but anyway when i started high school everybody thought it would be funny for everybody to give me all the wedgies that they could think of every day of the week and this 1 time my parents went away for 2 weeks and left me on my own and only my best friend knew this (she was my only friend aswell) and the school bully found out that there was somthing i wasnt telling him so he decided that he wanted to find out and he realised that the best way to do this was through my friend so he threatened her and she blurted it out. so now he knew that there was no parents around for 2 weeks so he decided to hang me to the flag pole and he superglued my hands to 2 bags full of water and fed me 1 sausage and loads of water every hour so i was shitting and pissing myself like 10 times a minute. anyways i stayed up there every day with people constntly taking photos and the only time that they let me down (apart from to feed me) was when they decided that they wanted to use someone as a punchbag (me) so i was up there for 2 weeks and 10 hours just hanging by my underwear (and they didnt break either) and when i did finally get down after my parents got back the first thing i recieved when i was back in school was my head down the toilet and my but is still sore from the wedgie hanging and now even the mega-nerds give me wedgies and its soooooooo depressing :(
by demz123 August 17, 2009
When someone pulls up your underpants halfway up your back. Often done to nerds, dorks, geeks, rich kids, preps, freshmen, weak kids, and occasionally to storng people when done in a group.
by Briefboy September 20, 2008
when someones underwear is yanked up sharply and causes pain. There are many types of wedgies such as the melvin (when the front of your underwear is pulled up), a jock lock (were ur undies r pulled and then your legs are bended back and then ur feet are put thro the holes), a hanging wedgie (were ur undies r hooked onto something high like a coat hanger) and there r lots more! Most people love wedgies and i suggest u try them, also spanking your self whilst in a wedgie is good. wear tighty-wightys, boxers, thongs and other things like that! you may also like to try making your own pants for wedging. By some strong thin dental floss and some elestic and tie the floss to the elestic so that there are holes for your legs then start yanking! not everybody will like them but they might be good at the start of s.e.x. or to turn someone on or durring a strip tease or something (private strip tease) and if u want to wear some sort or stretchy thong or g-srting (or micro-thong) and have a shoulder wedgie in front of collegeous!!!
by nahnahnah12425 August 02, 2010
When performed on a male, the effect may be that they will not be able to have children, and their asses will have scars.
Over school vacation, my friend and I were invited to a party on an island with all of the seniors. We being freshman, thought this would be cool. So we went out by boat, no adults, to this island. When we got to the island, they brought us into a cabin. They told us to strip to our underwear. (About 3 guys were there) We got nervous, and said no. They tackled us down and ripped off our clothes. We were both standing in white briefs. One of them grabbed the back of my underwear. He pulled as hard as he possibly could. I screamed, and could hear my friend crying, for they atomic wedgied him. They did the same to me. They carried us outside, and up tall trees. They hung us there. Then, they picked me for their, "smash the frshman's tiny balls" party. They used fists, boots, and a baseball bat. The pain was so extreme I crapped myself twice. It was the worst thing ever.
by deadite3333 February 16, 2009
One time me and my frined were having a sleepover in his house. We both wore briefs at the time so his older brother came in and gave us each a hanging wedgie of the hooks in his room. We were stuck in there so long we fell asleep. when i woke up our briefs had ripped so we put on new ones. As soon as we did his older brother came in and gave us atomic wedgies. They were so painful we started crying so he kicked us in the balls
by Sore ass 9999999999999 May 05, 2009