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n. A magical artifact that provides the wearer protection from receiving oral sex.
It's not just a wedding ring, it's a +5 Ring of Protection against oral sex.
by SkidMarkyMark May 25, 2006
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Jun 6 Word of the Day
A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.
"I am going to the mall to look for some trade"
"The club was packed with trade, honey"
by Darren December 03, 2004
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John's life hasn't been the same since he got married, it's like that wedding ring has stopped him from having fun.
by Xcluxive April 12, 2007
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an object that will stop things from putting out.
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thay sould use a wedding ring to stop the bp oil spill from putting out all that oil.
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after he put that wedding ring on, i heard he stoped putting out.
by ramonski2 June 13, 2010
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A broken condom wrapped around on a male partner's penis after the completion of vaginal intercourse by an unmarried couple in fairly serious relationship; or thereby, resulting in unexpected pregnancy leading to marriage.
"Last night, I was banging my girl, and I cummed in her not knowing that condom was busted."

"That sucks, man. I hope that wedding ring is not gonna chain you down with that girl."
by Nubo March 26, 2008
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Seems too much like one of those electric collars people put on their dogs the way some people think of them.
The guy's wife thought she got to zap the guy any time she felt like it once he had a wedding ring.
by Solid Mantis November 01, 2020
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The semen left on the hand of your partner after a hand job.
She went to wash her hands. I gave her a nice wedding ring.
by Freddie February 21, 2005
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