"I was on top of Keanu Reeves, he was on his back and I was on my trunk, and I was breathing down his neck for hours and hours. It was... very erotic. ...Yes, there was lots of rain. Very wet" - Hugo
by Jane February 03, 2004
by katieflowers April 15, 2011
by Ballsacksmcgee69420 November 07, 2015
by gammaradiation March 09, 2017
When a female's weave/extensions is unkept, smells bad, put in for too long, and most importantly; dry as fuck. They also think they look good, but really they look like crusty bread in the back of a pantry.
Ugly Hating Ass Hoe: *whispers to her equally ugly friend* There that bitch that think she thick but she just a makeup cake face fat hoe!!
You: SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP YO ASS GOT A STALE WEAVE HOE! TAKE THAT OLD SHIT OUT!
You: SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP YO ASS GOT A STALE WEAVE HOE! TAKE THAT OLD SHIT OUT!
by restful ling ling January 02, 2016
Refers to a man who has such an extraordinary weave that they refer to not only him but also his hair as well.
His hair is so sick that they have to refer to it and make sure people know that bob AND his weave are coming over to the house.
--Trivia--
The weave is not commonly worn by people named 'Bob'.
Bob is a very white name, and weaves are generally kind of an ethnic hairpiece.
His hair is so sick that they have to refer to it and make sure people know that bob AND his weave are coming over to the house.
--Trivia--
The weave is not commonly worn by people named 'Bob'.
Bob is a very white name, and weaves are generally kind of an ethnic hairpiece.
"Are Bob and Weave both gonna be be at the party tonight?"
"Bob AND his weave are both coming over to the party."
"Yo, Dude! Jeff and Pompadour are coming over!"
Person A: "Bob."
Person B: "Hold up, is he gonna be bringing his weave too?"
Person A: "Bob doesn't go anywhere without his weave, dude."
"Bob AND his weave are both coming over to the party."
"Yo, Dude! Jeff and Pompadour are coming over!"
Person A: "Bob."
Person B: "Hold up, is he gonna be bringing his weave too?"
Person A: "Bob doesn't go anywhere without his weave, dude."
by BigChugnite June 12, 2021
The art of weaving in and out of the suspicious characters on the streets of Center City, Philadelphia.
by Baby Zhou November 20, 2013

