The weatherman said "Tonight it will reach around 50 degrees, followed by showers"...

Ethan: hey man ima be a weather man in Oklahoma
Jesse: why in the world would u wanna do that?!
Ethan: because at least then I could be wrong 90% of the time and still have a job
Jesse *laughs* true, Oklahoma has some weird weather
Ethan: yup, welcome to Oklahoma, where u never know if there is a tornado really coming at u or nah
Jesse: and were it can be raining one minute and sunny the next, or it could be cold af one day and hot another
Ethan: exactly *laughing*

Weather man: it's going to be sunny and in the 80s today

*looks outside, it's 20 degrees and snowing*

Guy 1: fuck, now are plans are cancelled thanks to the shit forecast

She asked me to wash my feet before giving her a weatherman.
After she sucked my toe she asked for a weatherman.

Person 1: "Should we invite Jake?"
Person 2: "Nah, he's such a weatherman"

Don’t believe his game he’s a weather man.

P1 How was that guy last night. He was spittin some game

P2 he’s a weather man. Promise 12 inch’s but I just got a dusting.