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adj. or verb used to describe someone who has not aged well.
Dude, did you see Heather, she has really weathered.
by citizendc December 30, 2008
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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adj. Worn, stained, or warped by or as if by exposure to weather; seasoned: a roof of weathered shingles.

Yo mamma's face is real weathered because she's been outside too much
by Rokhsanna December 18, 2005
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1. An exclamation, most times uttered by third party members, used when someone had just received a serious insult from another person and chances of returning with a good comeback are slim.

2. Used also when an inanimate object in conjunction with a human makes the human appear stupid and the inanimate object superior.
1. "Dude, you're shirt sucks." "That's not what you're mom thinks." " OUU Weathered!"

2. *Girl bangs into door*
Friends: "Hahahah you just got weathered by the door." or "That door just weathered you."
by AlThePal November 20, 2011
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When you have sex with someone 2-3 times your age.
I really think I need to stop drinking, I got Weathered again last night. The last thing I remember he was showing me pictures of his house and promising me a better life. When I woke up I had a gray haired old man in my bed.
by Rnrdozer February 08, 2017
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