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An English version of American 'bases'. Another way of talking about sexual experiences. The head is pulling, the tail is anal sex, the body is sex, the right side is female, left side is male, arms are for sexual stimulation using hands, legs are for oral stimulation.
She lost her right arm to him. (she was fingered)
by Vivica69 May 04, 2005
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1. A person who gets paid to sit on their ass by taxpayers by claiming to be "disabled". 2. A person who is spoon-fed and selfish. 3. A sneaky person who does not contribute anything to society. 4. A person who makes a living suing people.
My next door neighbor Mike Taylor is a weasel. Mike Taylor is a worthless piece of shit, therefore he is a weasel.
Mike Taylor sues a garbage company for causing a fence to collapse when the garbage man drives through the alley to collect the garbage for $3,000 for a 15-year old fence that is worth $100. Therefore, Mike Taylor is a weasel.

Mike Taylor does not care about working, he feels that he is the only one that should be paid to sit on their ass.
He feels that other people should be working and supporting him. Therefore, Mike Taylor is a weasel.
by Omar Hacallar May 10, 2004
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A sneaky person whose only goal is to trick you or steal from
you. A Schneidly!
Josh is a fuckin weasel! He stole Keegan's keys!
by Matt Macdad March 06, 2008
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male penis, usually used in a derogatory manner.
That fucker had the smallest weasel I ever saw in my life, and it was shaved too..
by Cinna January 05, 2005
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An utterly odious type of vermin usually found hovering around leak detectors. This creature can not be trusted around Sheep or small animals. A distant cousin of the Shawn, which is indiginous to Ireland and other third world countries
The Weasel caused much hate and discontent in the Service Department.
by LarryD November 23, 2006
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Someone who says they will come out and chill but then when you call them back when there ready they are already gone somewhere else.
Yo man lets blaze in like 30
yeah dude text me
(text message) lets go burn now its been 30
(text message) im already at larrys burn later
(text message) your such a little bitch weasel
by horseneck April 12, 2011
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A small sometimes bent furry penis often given large hibernation periods of non use. Often the owner tends to rely on self petting than others being allowed to pop it.
by chubby bear56437 August 27, 2009
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