shifty, schemeing person that will do whatever they need to to escape whatever they fear in the moment
Listin up you little fucass weasel, if you lie to me again -- you are just gettin' yosef' another slap
by jak February 13, 2003
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a complete asshole who gets out of everything and thinks he will always get out of everything yet everyone who knows him knows he will one day get caught
jon is a fucking weasel!!
by Jason D April 18, 2006
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best animals ever, they are much better than ferrets
Lily and Esmé are weasels, they are better than everyone
by weasela December 30, 2016
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A shyster. A lawyer. An attorney. A person who earns money by suing people.
Algonquin J. Calhoun is a sneaky little weasel.
by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005
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A sneaky, cunning person. Who will do anything in an attempt to steal one's girl. Will try to hook up with a girl who was already hooking up with someone else. Just like the "Situation" when he tries to pull a robbery.
Ryan: Hey so how'd it go with Alyssa at that party last night?
Mike: We were hittin it off all night. But when I went to use the bathroom I got back she was hooking up with Garret in his room. What a fucking weasel
by Ryan Too sick October 18, 2010
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A being so slippery he could worm his way out of any situation. Also has small balls.
A Hindocha is a prime example of a weasel. Has rat like features
by A Choo April 04, 2008
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A little annoying dude who will usually scam people out of money etc.
GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY YOU LITTLE WEASEL!
Weasel:Hahaha
by CombatWombat August 08, 2003
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