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we need to talk

your screwed and fucked up its over...i cant believe you fucked my mom...

jennie told steve she couldnt believe hed fucked her mom AGAIN so she told him they needed to talk

by dipshit September 27, 2003

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we need to talk

What a person says when he has something to discuss.

Boy: We need to talk.
Girl: ...
Boy: We need a new shower head.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

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We need to talk

A women's secret word for: Sorry but you're fucked.

Once you here this word you have to think fast.
Because it means you're in pretty big trouble for some reason.

Women: We need to talk
Man: Shit. I'm screwed.

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We need to talk

Girl code for: Hey man, we're over.

Girlfriend " hey, we need to talk"
Boyfriend *thinking* aw man, I'm screwed.

by Panda baby April 05, 2017

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The 4 most fatal words to a relationship.
(usually said by the "Female Companion")
If you hear her say these words dump her fast!
WARNING: She may not want to break up so be careful.

Female Companion: "We need to talk"
Guy: thinks to himself "Shit!"

by keithian irby September 21, 2005

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i need to bitch to you about something that is damned serious.

honey, we need to talk about how to control our son's desire for porn.

by Anonymous September 20, 2003

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Womanspeak for I don't like anything about you except you enormous cock/paycheck and you aren't being sensitive to my needs (big cock and paycheck).

Woman:We need to talk
Man:For the love of fucking Christ, what now? (under his breath)
Woman:You aren't listening to me.
Man:Get my check book. Go fuck a hat(under his breath)

by Snazzy McSnazz April 24, 2004

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