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we need to talk

you say this to a person when they have done somethiing to offend you its similar to step into my office

We need to talk. I can't belive you exposed my secret.

by Dionne September 20, 2003

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I'm too shy to admit it but here goes "I want to screw your brains out". A universal mating call.

Two people just met and are just getting to know each other; :we need to talk".

by hercimer February 07, 2004

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a bit like that metaloaf song...two outta three.....

"i want u,
i need you,
but there's just no way i'm ever gonna love you u
now don't be sad, two outta three ain't bad."

u fit, u nice, u ain't my fit...fook arf"..

e.g. the fact that u keep telling me i am nowhere as sexy as HER yet i'm less moral. my fucking bass never cheated on me.....fuck u , ur momma 2 and yer daddy!"

by dj vixxxen March 19, 2004

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If your girlfriend gives you this text, you're out of luck. If somebody else does though, they searched your browser history and found your "secret stuff."

"My girlfriend says we need to talk. I'm gonna hide and change my identity if you don't mind.

by Masterchief2653 April 01, 2015

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May sound innocent. but can mean anything from "your mother died" to " you need to stop snorting cocaine. It's ruining the funeral"

Her: we need to talk.

Him: is it about the crocs in bed?

Her: "iS It aBouT tHe crOcS iN bED" ofcourse it'ss about the crocs allen.

by ליהי October 03, 2020

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The most powerful spell from the book Arcanis Arcanum Vol. VIII. It has 12 chapters describing it. It said it could break anything, relationships, the Earth and the Universe. Practice of this spell is actually legal. If someone chants it, that means ur screwed.

Susan: We need to talk.
The universe: *explodes*

by mutenoMIC November 22, 2020

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ohh you are in big fucking trouble

worker: *shits in bosses cup*
boss: we need to talk.
worker: oh fuck

by nathan sucks July 11, 2021

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