WBM, in the game RuneScape, stands for Wanna-Be Moderator. A Wanna-Be Moderator is basically the type of person that will report their best friend in the game for saying something that comes out in stars - which is usually just a product of the continually malfunctioning chat filter...

And it gets better, too! If we move away from the In-Game Mod, you'll find a specialised breed of WBM that lives right in the heart of the RuneScape Forums, poisoning it from within (Sounds lovely, doesn't it?)! These are usually the type of people that copy segments from the RuneScape Forum's Code of Conduct, post them on a spam or otherwise rule-breaking thread, and tell the person to read the rules before posting...

Of course, that makes them hypocrites, seeing as it is against the rules to do that.

Of course, not all Wanna-Be Moderators are quite so obvious. Some of them just report everything they see, but don't tell the thread author, or the person they are reporting. Some of them acter Uberly nice to random people, even if they make their gut wrench, just because they think acting nice will make them become a Moderator.

Oh, and the sad part is, that works sometimes.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

Wbm in the game Runescape stands for Wanna Be Mod which refers to a player who is acting as if he has the power to ban people. Players act this way because Jagex (the makers of the game) promote well behaved players as Moderators.

What bout me

"Working Bowel Movement"

When you are in the process of sitting down to get something important done and immediately after you start you need to take a dump.

Can lead to socially awkward situations when working with a friend or taking a test in school.

Will Be Missed

referring to somone who is no long with us, often somone who has passed away.

Wise Beard Man, better known as Mark Bunker. WBM is a leading Scientology critic and runs XenuTV, actively protests and speaks out, and supports Anonymous' mission.