What have you been doing?

Instant messaging speak. Optionally with a question mark.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

Acronym that stands for Water Bottle Dick. When a male has a penis that is the approximate thickness of a water bottle. This is not about the height of said water bottle. Similar to a chode.

Stands for Wicked Bitch Down South. Used as a noun. Meaning the girl is PMSing or has her period and is pissed for no reason at all. This does happen sometimes and girls know it and can't explain it later other than blaming pms.
And yes it does get annoying to girls too.

White Bitch Drip

Consisting of but not limited to the following:
-Chacos/crocs and socks
-Oversized T-shirts and Nike shorts with Adidas trainers
-White nike crew socks and hunter rain boots
-Lululemon leggings

-North Face backpacks
-L.L. Bean boots/beanies
-Columbia jackets over T-shirts of colleges they don’t go to
-Patagonia pullovers

-Brandy Melville jewelry

-Francescas scrunchies