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Pissed, drunk, High, Completely off your head, crazy,dizzy
I got wazzed sniffing charlie off a pair of knockers
by bignutzac April 30, 2011
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Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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He stole that girl from Chucka, Chucka got wazzed.

Tottenham lost to Newcastle today, Newcastle wazzed them.

This girl was well into my friend until that right like wazz came along and wazzed him out of her.

Craig was going to score tonight until his brother's mate wazzed him.
by Peartree November 10, 2013
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Verb. The act of being lied to after previously being told something else.
My friend told me he wanted to meet me for a drink, but when I walked into the empty bar, I realized I was wazzed.
by Takedown184 February 25, 2016
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a feeling you get when you are confused and awkward and possibly drunk
your childhood crush just reentered your life and you don't know how to act.
feeling: wazzed
by oKaY bOoMeR 😳 February 15, 2020
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