Where one goes for a wazz, may be a bush, alleyway or policemans helmet, but most civilised people refer to it as a toilet.

Also known as a wazzer, wazzpot or wazzery.

May also be spelled wazzhouse

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.