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A self-important person of very little consequence: see esp. the Frank Zappa album "The Grand Wazoo" and the song titled "Cosmik Debris" (I think that spelling is correct).
"... with the oil of Aphrodite
and the dust of the Grand Wazoo
he said,
"you may not believe this, little fella,
but it'll cure your asthma, too!"
-Frank Zappa, from "Cosmik Debris"
by Peter GB September 25, 2007
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A prophylactic that is placed on scrotum/testes during intercourse.
Mary: "So how did it go with John last night?"

Caroline: "The sex was amazing, but his spermisized wazoo caused a disgusting rash on my taint."
by Concubine Courtney March 04, 2010
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1. your giant wang

2. your ass

people argue about which is true
1. u suck the big wazoo

2. up your wazoo buddy
by jizzle dizzle October 14, 2005
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The dimple located between the vagina and the anus on many slutty girls
Oliver: Hey so I heard you were hooking up with Sarah last night... did she make you lick her wazoo?
Steve: Yea... I don't wanna talk about it
by woojoe7 February 18, 2010
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