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A wayont is a unit of measurement equal to the average length of an Alaskans penis or 6.24 miles
Mine is 1.02 wayonts long. How big is yours?
by Urban Twisticle July 23, 2011
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to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
by real_philly February 11, 2020
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