jacking in the shower or anywhere submersed in water

Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.

male masturbation; jacking off, choking the chicken, bashing the bishop, polishing the rocket.

Waxing the dolphin (v.)
to masturbate, jack off. When a male has sex with his his hand a.k.a. Jill. The act of masturbating. Generally done by males age 12-18.
Wack off Jack off Masturbate

this is when you just finished porking your bitch and can't find a hand towel to dry off. She has to use her hand stroking up and down until dry.