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A term affectionately passed down to me from an online friend from a friend of hers to refer to male masturbation.

Likely best when you got a fatty your damn drawers can't hold.
Goddammit mom! Can't you see this is my living room and I'm busy waxing the walrus?!
by Jack694 December 05, 2009
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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