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To wax the candle is to polish the knob. In other words what boys do 34932748374 times everyday..to masturbate.

The candle is the penis as the wax is the motion.
Fernando likes waxing the candle exactly at 5:00 P.M everyday.
by HoeDurr May 30, 2006
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
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A sexul act in which a man puts the wick of a candle in his dick hole, then proceeds to light it and put hot wax on his hands while jacking off.
by Vietkong_Solider_113 January 18, 2019
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