Top definition
shithole town aka wota
if you're from wawota if
1- your main forms of fun are: driving to moosomin or carlyle for food, driving around town or going to the cstore multiple times
2- atleast one cstore employee knows your coop number by heart
3- also everyone at the cstore knows everyone's age so even if you just turned 18 you can go buy darts and not get asked for id
4- the bar may be a shithole but 1/2 the people that drink there are underage
5- 1/2 the girls in your highschool have hooked up with someone 3 years older than them
6- youve seen the nudes of 2 girls in your class
7- you will never go to a party by wawota because nobody has them here, carlyle kipling whitewood and moosomin are your best bets
8- you hate half the kids in your school but have to be civil because there's only about 6 people in your class
9- so. much. drama. in. the. town. whether it be half the couples swinging or cheating, family's hating eachother, or lowkey incest cousin/uncles?
10- you want to get out of town the second you graduate
if you're from wawota if
1- your main forms of fun are: driving to moosomin or carlyle for food, driving around town or going to the cstore multiple times
2- atleast one cstore employee knows your coop number by heart
3- also everyone at the cstore knows everyone's age so even if you just turned 18 you can go buy darts and not get asked for id
4- the bar may be a shithole but 1/2 the people that drink there are underage
5- 1/2 the girls in your highschool have hooked up with someone 3 years older than them
6- youve seen the nudes of 2 girls in your class
7- you will never go to a party by wawota because nobody has them here, carlyle kipling whitewood and moosomin are your best bets
8- you hate half the kids in your school but have to be civil because there's only about 6 people in your class
9- so. much. drama. in. the. town. whether it be half the couples swinging or cheating, family's hating eachother, or lowkey incest cousin/uncles?
10- you want to get out of town the second you graduate
by dudifn February 15, 2020
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006