Watson is a hating ass bitch who wants to ruin your relationship with your girl. Seeking for information and being nosey in general.
by Buiwdin June 02, 2018
A large satisfying shit. One that takes a while to come out but when it does feels satisfying as fuck.
by Minty__ April 23, 2020
The Leafs totally watsoned that game last night against the Sabres.
Are you kidding me! I totally watsoned that game!
Are you kidding me! I totally watsoned that game!
by I_Wanna_Yeah_Know_What_Tammy November 16, 2014
Watsonism: the mentally deficient follower of the living deity Watson, the cracker god of inbreeding.
Person 1: "Hey, are you going to attend your classes and become a really smart successful person?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm a follower of Watsonism. I am too retarded to become successful. I also fuck all of my cousins."
Person 1: "Oh, okay."
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm a follower of Watsonism. I am too retarded to become successful. I also fuck all of my cousins."
Person 1: "Oh, okay."
by Ivanist December 03, 2019
something that is completely bullshit and has no truth to it and is usually used to keep out of trouble.
"do you have my phone" "no" (when the person does infact have your phone) that right there is a watson.
by blacksmyth February 28, 2012
A word commonly used to describe someone who is considered extremely cool by a variety of people. This word is only used to describe people who are genuinely admired rather than a person who people know are cool and are jelous of them.
by Jacob Jones September 30, 2007
Watsonism is often associated with the repeated questioning of the word 'cyclicality' (a watsonist would use 'goes up and down from time to time' or some other lengthy explanation) and other relatively complex economic related terminology. The watsonist prefers lengthy rambling prose rather than succinct informative sentences.
by Ralph Diamond April 25, 2008