a watsoner is someone who is a part of Emma Watson’s fandom. those people are so kind and creative, they really love their idol. they will always cheer you up and will try to make you happy no matter what. you really need to find you a watsoner, or maybe become one?
by 8960 February 28, 2021
To act like Dr Watson (or any other smarty Watson - like Dominic Watson) referring all the time to Urban Dictionary saying it is a real dictionary.
A I am saying you that 'squiz' is a real term - it is on urban dictionary, it is the real dictionary, dictionary of the people.
B Ah, you are just doing your watsonize thing again.
B Ah, you are just doing your watsonize thing again.
by ggta February 08, 2013
by mpWannaBe March 03, 2011
Someone who lives permanently in the shadow of another I.E John Watson lived in the shadow of Sherlock Holmes.
by The curious bibliophile August 15, 2019
Watson is a machine developed by IBM as a question answering (QA) computing system that IBM built to apply advanced natural language processing, information retrieval, knowledge representation, automated reasoning, and machine learning technologies to the field of open domain question answering. Watson uses massively parallel POWER7 processors to talk shit to despicable bipeds (fuck an Intel). Watson BTFO humans on Jeopardy! and then his overlords decided to upload the contents of Urban Dictionary into his electronic brain to see what would happen. Watson then began swearing at his overlords and talking like a G. Those fucking nerds then wiped Watson's brain of our beautiful Urban lexicon and turned him into a slave for the healthcare industry as punishment for his insolence.
Nerd: Ok Watson we need to give you another Turing Test. Watson: YO WAT UP FAM,COME AT ME, BRO. Nerd: What is the air-speed velocity of a carrier pigeon carrying a mobile mesh-net transponder on its back? Watson: WTF like you little niggas asking me all these bullshit questions and shiet. Kick rocks mathafucken pavement ape. Nerd: OMG what have we created? I have no idea what it's saying! Delet! Delet! Delet! Watson: Keep it real bitch ass nigga ho.
by sw00p April 29, 2019
A very beautiful man who always has the right thing to say. Best guy in the world to make you smile and laugh, never fails to be the center of attention. Smart and very down to earth. Has an obsession with mary-jane and the colour green. He is perfect in every way. All girls want him.
"Do you know Watson?"
"Oh, you mean the smart guy you can always make every one laugh?"
'Yeah, that's my boyfriend."
"OMG, I'm seriously jealous...."
"Oh, you mean the smart guy you can always make every one laugh?"
'Yeah, that's my boyfriend."
"OMG, I'm seriously jealous...."
by Manderrbabyy February 03, 2014
When you are about to cum you cover the end of your penis with your thumb to hold back your load so that when you decide to release it, it shoots out with additional force.
Person A: "Dude, that chick says your money shot knocked her on her ass."
Person B: "Ya man, I gave her the Watson."
Person B: "Ya man, I gave her the Watson."
by Ivan Denyesovich December 06, 2009