Jack: Can I have a watrmeln

Ben: Did you spell watermelon wrong

Jack: oops autocorrect man

Ben: How?? We’re talking in real life

Jack: *wipes forehead

Ben: Bro don’t touch my forehead
Jack: I REALLY need that watrmeln
Ben: IT’S NOT THAT HARD TO SPELL!
Jack: show me
Ben: water
Jack: watr
Ben: god dammit
Jack: what?

Ben: I give up we’re no longer friends

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak