A sweet, red, juicy, fruit that is soo luvable u could eat it everyday
I mean wtf yuh supposed to know wey a watermelon is.

An evil creature that must be stopped

The most evil food ever created. A single watermelon can kill a whole family and still be rolling around. Nobody knows why they are so blood thirsty or what angered them so much, but it is said there will be a melonpocalypse very soon. This should not be taken lightly and people should prepare using extreme caution. A best case scenario would be underground in a steel bunker.

The new breed of Environmentalist extremist, the term 'watermelon' indicates that these losers are only green on the outside, but red (or Communist) to their core.

Watermelon is made when god took a shit watermelons are gods babys they are god them selfs one day we will be praying to watermelons and if you dont than they are going to turn you into stone

Please look up the first definition to the word pineapple and replace pineapple with watermelon.

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