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The best fruit EVER!!! Oh! And only gay people refuse to eat it
1. God eats watermelon with jesus

2.
You: Hey! those guys have watermelon

Your friend: Why is the guy in the pink not eating any?

Girlfriend: Did you see that guy in pink? He keeps check'in out his friends
by You want to know why? June 25, 2009
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In the political compass it's used for people who claim to be on the libleft cuadrant (green colour) but in practice are in the authleft cuadrant (red colour)

Green on the outside, red on the inside

Watermelons often qualify as fascist too
Dude n°1: You can't handle oposing opinions

Dude n°2: AcKtUlY i can, i Just don't want to see bigotry

Dude n°1: you're such a watermelon
by Broyoujustpostedcringe September 03, 2020
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A sweet, red, juicy, fruit that is soo luvable u could eat it everyday
I mean wtf yuh supposed to know wey a watermelon is.
Girl no. 1:What is watermelon
Girl no. 2:Widdi f**k u dont know what a watermelon is u livin under a rock owah
by Pineapple_princess October 17, 2019
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The most evil food ever created. A single watermelon can kill a whole family and still be rolling around. Nobody knows why they are so blood thirsty or what angered them so much, but it is said there will be a melonpocalypse very soon. This should not be taken lightly and people should prepare using extreme caution. A best case scenario would be underground in a steel bunker.
Oh Bombero, the watermelon coming. OH HELP, HELP, THE WATERMELON IS RIPPING OUT MY EYES.
by BomberoWorshipper34 October 29, 2020
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The new breed of Environmentalist extremist, the term 'watermelon' indicates that these losers are only green on the outside, but red (or Communist) to their core.
Look, a watermelon spiking that tree, and on private property, too. Let's go spike HIS sorry ass.
by Proud Conservative July 21, 2003
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