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i'ts a fruit and don't act like you all don't know this
The watermelon fell out of the fridge and onto the kitchen floor because someone did not put it back right, and it rolls.
by I Survived November 26, 2016
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Somebody who is Green / environmentally friendly on the outside, but Red / destructive on the inside. (Typically motivated by politics or environmental programs).

Can also be used to describe somebody who is kind / giving on the outside, but has cruel intentions hiding inside.

Politically green terminology
Their main concern is the environment, but in truth they are a watermelon; green on the outside, completely red on the inside.
by Name_Wel April 08, 2019
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Watermelon is cool
Kim: “That is soo watermelon
Khloé:”What the hell is ‘watermelon’”
Kim: “Watermelon means cool”
by SaveTheSeals March 15, 2019
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kate: *eats watermelon*
megan: wtf is that

kate: how the fu-
by frinarii January 31, 2019
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Watermelon is referring to male sperm that contains a lot of seeds (KIDS)
"I been drinking...watermelon"_Beyonce song Drunk In Love
Translation...I been sucking dick and he came in my mouth and I swallowed.
by Twerkaholicstl February 13, 2014
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