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the “invincible” animal that everyone thinks they’re special for knowing it exists, but most people don’t even know what the actual name of the thing is, which is tardigrade

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

The elusive water bear, also known as a "britney", is the ladylike, PC term for the beaver. I.e., your lady business.

A term representing one who requires bare water... usually because of increased alcohol consumption.

A person who is very drunk; they are so drunk they need "bear" water