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a penis long enough to touch the water in the toilet while going number two
i've seen your penis and it aint no water toucher
by Matt Parker (parkman47) February 14, 2006
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"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"
by wasabiMP July 08, 2016
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a continuous fecal ejection that reaches the water before breaking away from the anus
i just did a water toucher get the axe
by knivesron August 16, 2010
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