the act of holding your foreskin closed while urinating so it fills up like a water balloon
Jake: Hey David what are you doing tonight?
David: Nothing probably just going to sit in the shower and do some water ballooning
by numbertwentyone January 13, 2012
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A sexual act involving 3 people, at least 2 of whom are men, in which one person's mouth and anus are simultaneously penetrated by a penis which then fills each cavity with urine.
- Dude, we should totally go water ballooning tonight!
- Honey, thanks for that romantic dinner -- now let's get a third so you can water balloon me!
- Oy, what a night! I got hella water ballooned and am totally wrecked today.
by m.a.t.t.y. August 12, 2008
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Similar to "docking" where after touching heads, one uncircumcised homo puts his foreskin over the other fuckin homo's head and pisses thus creating the "water balloon" effect.
Ben managed to keep the sheets dry, until his pathetic cock's water ballooning seal broke ans his water balloon exploded all over Mike's bed.
by Dick Dastardley December 15, 2016
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The sexual act of a male inserting his penis into the anal cavity of another individual and when penis has fully penetrated the recieving anal cavity, the male begins to urinate and continues until relieved.
After an entertaining movie and pleasant dinner, Jim asks Kendra if she is interested in coming back to his apartment. Kendra hesitates at first but then Jim quietly whispers, "I'll give you the meanest, hottest, and longest Water Balloon you've ever had." Kendra quickly agreed.
by Ken Mayhew October 21, 2006
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You're fucking a girl with a condom, when you blow your wad in it take it off and smack her with it. Thus pissing her off but giving yourself a very good laugh.
Oh my god i got brittany with a water balloon last night.
by Josh Quail November 21, 2007
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(correct definition) When a girl fills her mouth completely with water and proceeds to suck your dick. You then blow your load in her mouth and give her cheeks a big ole smack and pop that mofuckin water balloon. Hilarity ensues.
I water ballooned my girlfriend because she lost a bet and now she isn't speaking to me but I don't give a shit because I water ballooned her.
by fittNasty April 13, 2009
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