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(noun) A unit of measurement that defines the amount of entertainment one can get from watching someone or something.
The watchitude of 'Team America: World Police' is much higher than the movie 'Freddy Got Fingered'.
by Grant Tingley October 09, 2007
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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