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Guy A - "Hey man how was your weekend?"
Guy B - "Pretty good, parents were gone so I spent it watchin' shrek."
Guy A - "Nice."
Chick - "WHAT DO YOU MEAN WATCHIN SHREK, LOL"
Guys - "dumb bitch."

by Codeezy February 26, 2006
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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A term used between guys, code for wacking off
Guy 1 :"Hey man watd u do all weekend?"
Guy 2 :"My mom was in New York all weekend so i spent the time watchin shrek"
Guy 1: "Nice Bro"
Dumb Bitch: "Who the fuck still watches shrek"
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