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A spontaneous reaction to something that's in any way "fucked up" to the point where you "can't even"
Dude 1: Dude, I so got laid yesterday!
Dude 2: Might I ask by whom?
Dude 1: My mom. You won't believe it, but she's a beast in bed!!!
Dude 2: Wat
Dude 2: Might I ask by whom?
Dude 1: My mom. You won't believe it, but she's a beast in bed!!!
Dude 2: Wat
by WtfHax January 17, 2015
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Short form of "what". Is usually used by people who's synapses fire at a very slow rate. Can be used by otherwise literate people to convey a state of being utterly flabbergasted.
Nick: So, your cousin is sleeping over tonight.
George: Yeah.
Nick: Is that your cousin in the picture on your Myspace?
George: Yeah.
Nick: She looks pretty cool.
George: Sure, she's cool.
Nick: She's hot, actually.
George: ...
Nick: Can I sleep over tonight?
George: wat
George: Yeah.
Nick: Is that your cousin in the picture on your Myspace?
George: Yeah.
Nick: She looks pretty cool.
George: Sure, she's cool.
Nick: She's hot, actually.
George: ...
Nick: Can I sleep over tonight?
George: wat
by JulesIsCools January 13, 2009
9
What one says when they're devoid of any particular useful words.
Also used for extreme confusion.
Often extended. (WWWWWWAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT)
Also used for extreme confusion.
Often extended. (WWWWWWAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT)
A: Make sure you register with DNS correctly by opening CMD and typing ipconfig /registerdns.
B: wat?
B: wat?
by Player72 September 14, 2013
12
Me in fangirl mode: Ohmaigawd, so last night, I had a wet dream about Andy Biersack!
Friend: Wat.
Me: Wat.
Friend: Wat.
Me: Wat.
by BANGmeTANBOYS March 12, 2015
13
An utterance one would say if someone else were to stay something incredibly stupid or someone stupid were to say something smart.
Person 1: Dude, how do you boil water?
Person 2: Wat.
_______________
Stupid guy: Maybe if you tell me the brain is an app, I'll use it.
Person 2: Listen up here you fa--- wat.
Person 2: Wat.
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Stupid guy: Maybe if you tell me the brain is an app, I'll use it.
Person 2: Listen up here you fa--- wat.
by GoFuckYourself.avi June 29, 2017