Urban Dictionary: wasteflan

A wasteman who is fat enough to be mistaken for a cake.

"That man is rather fat, and, indeed, quite waste."
"So fat he could be a cake?"
"Indeed."
"He's a wasteflan."
"Hokey Flokey!"

by Didgeridon't June 23, 2009

"Yo, that new guy's brownies are tasteless, what a WasteFlan"

"What WasteFlan made these soggy macarons"

by Baron Von Chino April 22, 2021