Being rich and having a lot of money

When someone drinks so much coffee they can't function correctly or fully

Haley (a.k.a drunk 1)

The state of rolling around on the ground and being dragged home by your dd. While in this state, you may also ask “can i pee in your truck” (the answer is always no)

When a young lad who recently turned 18 years of age goes on a drinking binge and makes a complete tit of himself on the dance floor by stumbling into people, knocking over people's drinks and rolling his eyes, followed by the bouncers removing his sorry ass.

(adj.) Wasted in the form and style relative to a familiar "Whitney." Usually referring to a step up from white girl wasted, in other words a good-quality level of intoxication without the embarrassment.

When you mix your alcohol with (your) kids juice because you’re either too poor or too lazy(or both) to buy any mixers and you drink til you’re wasted

Definition: When you wake up in someone else’s room butt ass naked after a gnarly night of boozin’.