A smol purple edible creature that has a lifespan of 40 days (longer if kept in the fridge).

Just one of these can overrun your place in under 3 days, by then it won't be alone.

They collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each.

There are many recipes all over the net.
*opens the fridge*
- "Where's my hamcat? There are only wassies in this fridge!"
*grabs a wassie and throws it in the pan*
by Craig Fraud Wright June 18, 2019
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Meaning 50, police, cops, fuzz, ect...
Derived in Youngstown, Ohio by SKee & Chin in 1996
Put away your gun, here comes wassie rollin down the street.
by Samuel R. Preteroti November 24, 2003
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v. to get on in a wild and uncontrollable manner
She was getting on wild and wassy in de party!!
by trini gyul March 01, 2005
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Wassie, wasserpest
A memetic creature on the CT (aka CryptoTwitter), originally just a cartoon pseudonymous user Maru, but it was forced and popularized by sock-puppet master Stardust with his enormous army of twinks and therefore now has a much broader reach and meaning. Wassies can be collected /harvested("collec"), be eaten raw or cooked as soup or ragu, however it is also popular to keep a wassie as a house pet.

How the creator of the meme describes it:
"A smol purple radioactive edible that has 40 days lifespan (keeps longer in a fridge)

just 1 of these can overrun your place in under 3 days (by then it won't be alone)

they collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each

there are many recipes all over the net"
Wassie never gonna make it

Hey mate u hungry? Grab some wassies in the fridge. I've cooked a wassie soup yesterday too.

Fucken hamcat eats all the wassies in the fridge.
by SaltyNarwhal June 18, 2019
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It pretty much means your acting like a hoe. Your not being real or keeping it 100.
yeo fam you are moving real wassi lately . Know yourself.

Yeo dont be moving wassi on me ya likkle waste yute cuz i swear my mandem from gway goin come out here and blow you down seen
by ShotsDown February 23, 2017
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Wassie, wasserpest

A memetic edible creature on CT (aka CryptoTwitter), originally cartoon pseudonymous user Maru, but it was forced and popularized by sock-puppet master Stardust with his enormous army of alt accounts and therefore now has a much broader reach and meaning in the community. Wassies can be collected/harvested("collec"), kept in the fridge, be eaten raw or cooked into soup or ragu, however, it is also popular to keep a wassie as a house pet nowadays.

How the creator himself describes it:
"A smol purple radioactive edible that has 40 days lifespan (keeps longer in a fridge)

just 1 of these can overrun your place in under 3 days (by then it won't be alone)

they collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each

there are many recipes all over the net"
WTF is wassie??

Wassie never gonna make it

Hey mate u hungry? Grab some wassies in the fridge. I've cooked a wassie soup yesterday too.

Fucken hamcat eats all the wassies in the fridge.
by SaltyNarwhal June 18, 2019
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Moving a little weird, moving funny, acting like a snake
Your shordy is wassi , she needs to get herself together
by Itztabitha April 06, 2018
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