A friend that's only good in small amounts, just like the namesake food item. Most people like Wasabi, but none of us wants a gallon of it.
Mike's such a Wasabi Friend - he gets so annoying after like 3 hours. I dunno what it is about him but he just grates on you
by LeTravino June 22, 2011
by Pp man <3 September 28, 2015
by Sezabug September 19, 2018
A vagina of a used up woman. The discharge is green like wasabi and when their unsuspecting next victim is done having their fun...they feel the burn!!
My neighbor charges a small fee to enter her wasabi twat! Have fun fellas...hope you have insurance!!
by Bee_n_Bee September 11, 2019
A truely superior being who lives, breathes, eats, pisses and shits wasabi. Their veins run with wasabi. They use wasabi as lubricant on their condoms. Wasabi Masters are able to do wasabi-type attacks, such as Wasabi Wind Attack, which blows wasabi, in the form of gas, into the faces of weaklings who cannot handle wasabi and it's incredible power.
Steve-O would've been on his way to achieving "Wasabi Master" status, if he didn't throw up after snorting some of that green shit.
by Wasabimoto March 25, 2010