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Someone who is so ugly, they would rather look like a warthog than what they currently look like.
That girl Amy is a warthog wannabe, I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole.

My friend tried to set me up on a blind date and she turned out to be a total warthog wannabe.
by YourEditor December 11, 2013
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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