The Magical Warthog of Hope and Wonder is a device used toward the end of Halo 3 that is a MAGICAL Warthog (Jeep) that is damn near invincible. It is only considered to be this awesome when it is manned by the Arbiter. (Master Chief...psh)
-"Master Cheef make teh (magical warthog of hope and wonder) heavy, Master Cheef make the Warthog anti-Arbiter. ITS ALL MASTER CHEEFS FAULT!!!"
by SARGEANT JOHNSON, BITCH April 14, 2008
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1.A phrase to use when you really want to piss someone off, or when you have nothing else constructive to say.
2. A person who is really disgusting in thought, word and deed
by celticmom July 07, 2006
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The penetrating partner stands in front of the receiving partner, whose legs dangle over the edge of a bed or some other platform like a table
2. The penetrating partner lies with their upper back on a low table, couch, chair or edge of bed, keeping their feet flat on the floor and back parallel to floor. The receiving partner straddles them, also keeping their feet on the floor. Receiving partner can assume any of various positions.
3.The receiving partner lies on their back with knees up and legs apart. The penetrating partner lies on their side perpendicular to the receiver, with the penetrating partner's hips under the arch formed by receiver's legs.
4.The woman lies on her back as in the missionary position. The active partner lies on their front between her legs
Hey wanna come over after school for some sex my favorite position is the t square cunnilingus missionary lotus upside down double reverse warthog thrust.
by sdfgsdfjsdfk July 29, 2007
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When you are fucking a chick doggy style and then stick your fist in her anus and she bucks like a hog
"wow I never knew Sarah like the angry warthog"
by Dukesmellington January 12, 2021
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A vehicle in the Halo saga. This is an armored truck with a gatling gun turret. Very useful in Slayer and Capture The Flag. Three guys can fit in the vehicle. One drives, one shoots, and one passenger.
The vehicle can be carried by the Pelican dropship. The gatling gun can overheat if fired too much.
The vehicle can be stunned by a Plasma Pistol's charge blast.

This vehicle closely resembles the animal of its namesake.
by negrosahn May 07, 2015
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A pitiful slob of a human being. Completely and utterly worthless. Smells like garbage. Tries to run fast like Sonic.
"That Jayden kid is a total warthog. Big ole tusks and errything!"

"Yeah, and he smells like garbage!"

"Don't mess with him though, or he'll bring out the tusks!"
by StinkManTheGod April 19, 2021
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